Shut up !
Enough already, ballstein ! Who cares about
derek zoolander anyway ? The man has only one look,
for christ’s sake ! Blue steel, ferrari, le tigre ? –They’re the same face !
– [ crowd gasping ]Doesn’t anyone notice this ?
I feel like I’m taking
crazy pills ! I invented
the piano key necktie ! – I invented it !
– [ dog whimpers ] What have you done, derek ?
Nothing !You’ve done nothing !
Nothing !And I will be a monkey’s uncle
if I have you ruin this for me ! Because if you can’t
get the job done, then I will ! Die, you wage-hiking scum ! Oh ! One look ? One look ?
I don’t think so ! – [ grunts ]
– [ gasping ] Oh ! – There it is !
– Magnum ! Holy moly. Yeah, baby !
That’s what I’ve been
waiting for ! Dear god. It’s beautiful. Wow !
[ cheering ] Yeah ! Yeah ! – [ camera shutters clicking ]
– [ grunting ] That’s my kid. That’s my son. [ cheering, applause continue ]
whoa ! Yeah ! Yeah. Derek ! I love that kid.
Dumb as a stump, but I love him. Oh, derek, you did it !
That was amazing ! I know. I turned left ! Oh, yeah, that too.
But, derek, you saved
the prime minister of malaysia ! Oh, right. Cool.