Tommy Boy (9/10) Movie CLIP – Airline Safety (1995) HD

Tommy Boy (9/10) Movie CLIP – Airline Safety (1995) HD


[tittering] What are we serving tonight,
chicken or…Chicken? [tittering] What a nice surprise,
they said we were gonna
be short-handed this leg. You 2 take coach.
Oh, could you handle
the announcements? Okey-dokey. No problemo. They’re gonna know
we’re bogus. Relax. You get on the horn.
I’ll throw some
peanuts at them. We’ll be in chicago
before you know it.Ok, folks.
The guy in front of you
is tommy.He’ll be taking you
through my little spiel here.Tommy is a scorpio,
he likes biking
and he’s never been laid.Exits. Ok,
there’s one back hereAnd there’s probably one
over by the wing
somewhere. Usually.And what about seat belts?To fasten, take the little end
and stick it
in the big end and…Hey, know what?If you don’t know
how to use a seat belt,
ring your call buttonAnd tommy will come
hit you on the head
with a tack hammer,’cause you’re a retard.[all exclaiming]
ok, and life preservers.These, we may need.Although what are the odds
of us actually
hitting a lake?My money says if anything
it’s gonna be a mountain.To inflate put it
around your neck
and yank down on the tabs.[gasping] [screaming] Damn! [yelling]
son of a… I can’t breathe! [grunting] I’m choking! [deflating] [tommy groaning]He’s a big, dumb animal,
isn’t he, folks?(pilot)
well, folks, we’re making
our final approach


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