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Game Theory: Is Link Dead in Majora’s Mask?

Wheel of gaming Turn, Turn, Turn Tell me the fan base I should burn Oh, jeez. ♪ [Intro theme song] ♪ Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory. The show that unwittingly manages to offend a new subset of die-hard video game fans on a regular basis. [I believe that] Speaking of which, that’s why today […]

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Film Theory:  What Is Us REALLY About? (Jordan Peele’s Us)

Film Theory: What Is Us REALLY About? (Jordan Peele’s Us)

тнere oɴce wαѕ α мovιe тнαт wαѕ нιɢнly αɴтιcιpαтed вy αυdιeɴceѕ… α мovιe тнαт cαмe oυт, αɴd wнeɴ people ѕαw ιт, тнey coυldɴ’т αrтιcυlαтe wнy тнey lιĸed ιт. ιт wαѕ coмpleх. vαɢυe. мιхed wιтн ιтѕ мeтαpнorѕ αɴd reғereɴceѕ, αɴd yeт αт тнe ѕαмe тιмe cαмe αcroѕѕ over-eхplαιɴed. eмpтy. αɴd ѕo wαтcн αɴd leαrɴ… тнey dιdɴ’т […]

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Game Theory: What ARE Minecraft Creepers?!?

Game Theory: What ARE Minecraft Creepers?!?

And… finished! *laughs* My three-story dream mansion is finally done! Oh, happy day. Oh joy of joys! *creeper hiss in background* No. Oh-ho-ho no. No no no no no! Stay away from my house you.. you blocky green phallus! Oh! Never mind, it was just a creeper. *Game Theory intro music* Hello internet! Welcome to […]

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Game Theory: Why FALLOUT’s Society is DOOMED!

Game Theory: Why FALLOUT’s Society is DOOMED!

You’d think in Fallout if scientists could create house robots and power armour they could’ve at least figured out colour TV by now right? I mean really, good job creating a “fictional universe” there guys [slurps Diet Coke] [Game Theory theme plays] Hi guys, caption writer here. Since Mat didn’t give one, this is a […]

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Game Theory: YouTube is Ruining Gaming!

VO: Please welcome Keanu Reeves. (crowd cheering) Keanu: I gotta talk to you about something. Cyberpunk 2077 *crowd cheering* Walking the streets of the future is really going to be breathtaking.. MAN IN THE CROWD: You’re breathtaking!! *laughter* Keanu: You are breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking! You guys wanna know the release date? CROWD: *in unison* […]

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