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Game Theory: Is Link Dead in Majora’s Mask?

Wheel of gaming Turn, Turn, Turn Tell me the fan base I should burn Oh, jeez. ♪ [Intro theme song] ♪ Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory. The show that unwittingly manages to offend a new subset of die-hard video game fans on a regular basis. [I believe that] Speaking of which, that’s why today […]

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Game Theory: What ARE Minecraft Creepers?!?

Game Theory: What ARE Minecraft Creepers?!?

And… finished! *laughs* My three-story dream mansion is finally done! Oh, happy day. Oh joy of joys! *creeper hiss in background* No. Oh-ho-ho no. No no no no no! Stay away from my house you.. you blocky green phallus! Oh! Never mind, it was just a creeper. *Game Theory intro music* Hello internet! Welcome to […]

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Game Theory: Why FALLOUT’s Society is DOOMED!

Game Theory: Why FALLOUT’s Society is DOOMED!

You’d think in Fallout if scientists could create house robots and power armour they could’ve at least figured out colour TV by now right? I mean really, good job creating a “fictional universe” there guys [slurps Diet Coke] [Game Theory theme plays] Hi guys, caption writer here. Since Mat didn’t give one, this is a […]

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Game Theory: YouTube is Ruining Gaming!

VO: Please welcome Keanu Reeves. (crowd cheering) Keanu: I gotta talk to you about something. Cyberpunk 2077 *crowd cheering* Walking the streets of the future is really going to be breathtaking.. MAN IN THE CROWD: You’re breathtaking!! *laughter* Keanu: You are breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking! You guys wanna know the release date? CROWD: *in unison* […]

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Game Theory: The Secret Life of Markiplier

Game Theory: The Secret Life of Markiplier

*Warfpat Intro* WarfPat: Hello Internet, welcome to Game Theory! My name is WarfPat and we are joined on the couch today by a very special guest. It’s the man you love to tolerate… MatPat! Let’s give him a round of applause, shall we? *applause* *cuts applause* MatPat: Uhhh… what? WarfPat: It’s time for your interview. […]

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