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Game Theory: My Fan Game is a CRIME?!

Well took me ten [years] you guys but my video game is finally finished Oh, oh, this is amazing Finally, it’s called Drumroll, please Superb Barrio siblings [you] play as two Spanish electricians traveling through the truffle empire to rescue queen nectarine from the Evil clutches of [King] Trouser Oh yeah, an evil pants creature! […]

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Game Theory: The Hunt for Super Smash Bros. LOST STAGE!

Game Theory: The Hunt for Super Smash Bros. LOST STAGE!

Ever wanted to visit a stage from Super Smash Brothers in real life? Well maybe, you can- Provided you acknowledge the existence of stages that aren’t Final Destination (Game Theory Intro Theme) Hello, internet! Welcome to Game Theory! OHMIGOSH did you hear that Sakurai finally announced Ridley for Super Smash Brothers? (rumbling) Wamp Wamp Wamp […]

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Game Theory: Is Link Dead in Majora’s Mask?

Wheel of gaming Turn, Turn, Turn Tell me the fan base I should burn Oh, jeez. ♪ [Intro theme song] ♪ Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory. The show that unwittingly manages to offend a new subset of die-hard video game fans on a regular basis. [I believe that] Speaking of which, that’s why today […]

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Game Theory: What ARE Minecraft Creepers?!?

Game Theory: What ARE Minecraft Creepers?!?

And… finished! *laughs* My three-story dream mansion is finally done! Oh, happy day. Oh joy of joys! *creeper hiss in background* No. Oh-ho-ho no. No no no no no! Stay away from my house you.. you blocky green phallus! Oh! Never mind, it was just a creeper. *Game Theory intro music* Hello internet! Welcome to […]

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Game Theory: Why FALLOUT’s Society is DOOMED!

Game Theory: Why FALLOUT’s Society is DOOMED!

You’d think in Fallout if scientists could create house robots and power armour they could’ve at least figured out colour TV by now right? I mean really, good job creating a “fictional universe” there guys [slurps Diet Coke] [Game Theory theme plays] Hi guys, caption writer here. Since Mat didn’t give one, this is a […]

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