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Game Theory: FNAF, You Were Meant To Lose (FNAF VR Help Wanted)

Game Theory: FNAF, You Were Meant To Lose (FNAF VR Help Wanted)

[Garbled mumbling] [Low scream that rises in volume] [Mumbling intensifies] [Screaming returns, becoming clearer and louder] [Screaming transitions to mechanical whirring] [The noise fades away] [The door creaks as it opens] [Abrupt silence] [Paper shredding] It’s back. [Paper shredding] [Paper shredding] [Clang] [Sound of flickering lightbulb] Hello internet! Welcome to Game Theory, the show that […]

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Game Theory: My Fan Game is a CRIME?!

Well took me ten [years] you guys but my video game is finally finished Oh, oh, this is amazing Finally, it’s called Drumroll, please Superb Barrio siblings [you] play as two Spanish electricians traveling through the truffle empire to rescue queen nectarine from the Evil clutches of [King] Trouser Oh yeah, an evil pants creature! […]

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Game Theory: The Hunt for Super Smash Bros. LOST STAGE!

Game Theory: The Hunt for Super Smash Bros. LOST STAGE!

Ever wanted to visit a stage from Super Smash Brothers in real life? Well maybe, you can- Provided you acknowledge the existence of stages that aren’t Final Destination (Game Theory Intro Theme) Hello, internet! Welcome to Game Theory! OHMIGOSH did you hear that Sakurai finally announced Ridley for Super Smash Brothers? (rumbling) Wamp Wamp Wamp […]

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Game Theory: Is Link Dead in Majora’s Mask?

Wheel of gaming Turn, Turn, Turn Tell me the fan base I should burn Oh, jeez. ♪ [Intro theme song] ♪ Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory. The show that unwittingly manages to offend a new subset of die-hard video game fans on a regular basis. [I believe that] Speaking of which, that’s why today […]

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Game Theory: What ARE Minecraft Creepers?!?

Game Theory: What ARE Minecraft Creepers?!?

And… finished! *laughs* My three-story dream mansion is finally done! Oh, happy day. Oh joy of joys! *creeper hiss in background* No. Oh-ho-ho no. No no no no no! Stay away from my house you.. you blocky green phallus! Oh! Never mind, it was just a creeper. *Game Theory intro music* Hello internet! Welcome to […]

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