New Video Game – SNL

New Video Game – SNL


>>DUDE, YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE
THIS GAME. ARE THE GRAPHICS AS INSANE AS
EVERYBODY SAYS THEY ARE?>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
“EARTH WAR 3.” IT MAKES “EARTH WAR 2” LOOK LIKE
A MARIO GAME. AND IN V.R., FORGET ABOUT IT.
>>DOPE. LET’S SMOKE SOME ZOMBIES.
>>YO, IT’S LIKE I’M ACTUALLY THERE.
>>RIGHT?>>HEY, YOU MUST BE THE NEW
SPECIAL DIVISIONS AGENT. I’M DAMIEN.
I RUN THE SAFE HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN UPGRADE GEAR AND CHECK
PROGRESS. BUT FIRST, FIND THE WEAPONS
ROOM.>>OH, WOW.
ALL RIGHT. I’M GOING TO GET THE BIGGEST GUN
THEY HAVE.>>DO IT, DUDE.
>>HEY, AGENT. I’M ETHAN.
I RUN THE SAFE HOUSE WITH DAMIEN.
THIS IS YOUR MISSION HUB. OR IT WILL BE ONCE I GET IT UP
AND RUNNING.>>ALL RIGHT.
UH, COOL. NOT HERE TO TALK.
WHERE ARE THE GUNS AT?>>HEY.
IT’S ME, DAMIEN. I SAW YOU TALKING TO ETHAN.
I HEARD HIM SAY WE RUN THE SAFE HOUSE TOGETHER.
WE DON’T. I RUN IT.
HE HELPS.>>ALL RIGHT.
>>ETHAN’S NICE BUT HIS IDEAS AREN’T GREAT.
LIKE HIS MISSION HUB.>>I JUST WANT TO SHOOT ZOMBIES
AND STUFF BUT THESE HELPER GUYS KEEP, LIKE, BENDING MY EAR.
>>THE NPCs? IF YOU DON’T WANT TO TALK TO
THEM, JUST HIT “B,” DUDE.>>HEY, I HEARD SOMETHING WEIRD
ABOUT ETHAN.>>SKIP.
>>I GET IT. YOU’RE A BUSY MAN.
NOW GO KICK SOME ASS.>>AGENTS, THERE’S A ZOMBIE
HORDE IN SECTOR 3. COME WITH ME TO GEAR UP.
>>FINALLY. THANK YOU.
>>HEY. I LIED ABOUT THE WHOLE ZOMBIE
HORDE THING SO WE CAN TALK ALONE.
>>NO!>>IS DAMIEN, LIKE, MAD AT ME?
>>I THINK HE’S JEALOUS OF THE MISSION HUB BECAUSE IT WAS MY
IDEA. OR IT’S SOMETHING ELSE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>SHUT UP.
>>OH, I UNDERSTAND. YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO TALK.
BUT LET ME GUESS. YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK TO DAMIEN.
THIS PLACE IS SO TOXIC.>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>OH, MY GOD. WHAT WASN’T ALL THAT ABOUT?
>>CAN I KILL THESE GUYS?>>WATCH IT.
OUCH. BE CAREFUL.
WATCH IT.>>SKIP.
>>I GET IT, YOU’RE A BUSY MAN. GO KICK SOME ASS.
>>GUNS, NOW, PLEASE!>>AGENT.
THERE YOU ARE. I’M KNOX, SECTION COMMANDER.
I’LL CUT TO THE CHASE. WHAT’S GOING ON WITH ETHAN AND
DAMIEN? GET REAL WITH THE BITCH.
>>NO!>>WE’LL TALK LATER.
ANYWAY, THE WEAPONS STORAGE ROOM IS THAT WAY.
GOOD LUCK.>>OH, MY GOD.
FINALLY.>>HEY, AGENT.
DAMIEN AND I ARE HASHING SOME STUFF OUT.
>>NO!>>YEAH, WE’RE GOING TO NEED A
MINUTE. ALONE.
>>STORAGE ROOM LOCKED.>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>ANY IDEA THAT’S NOT YOURS. I MEAN, EVERY TIME NOW.
ETHAN, FOR GOD’S SAKE.>>SCREW IT, I’M GOING OUT
WITHOUT A GUN.>>LAB DOOR OPEN.
>>WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ETHAN AND DAMIEN?
>>NO!>>GAME OVER.


100 thoughts on “New Video Game – SNL

  1. damiean and eathan are gay. not that theres anything wrong with that. well maybe theres alot wrong with it when ur fighting zombies and in a middle of a war dumbasses

  2. and assholes in the video never dis the mario ill get his fire flower and burn ur asses for suggesting that mario sucks. u suck for saying it

  3. ethan & damien are lovers but ethan wants a threesome with knox…you have to watch them all do it but afterward you finally get to pick a gun…however the zombies have all moved on because the ethan/damien story arch is resolved…game over.

  4. I get it; you’re a busy man 😭💀🤣
    This is like Sega CD lmao
    & when he tried to Punch Damien I lost it!

  5. Hey, Im a dumb writer that grew up with 90s video game and have no attention span and want everything fast, Why cant games be more simple like back then haha

  6. Dude jesus! I thought it was an actual game at first until I seen that John Snow actor, hot damn son! Games legit look like that now a days man! I swear! I don't play them but I have friends who are always buying the newest games (and are too dumb to be into great storylines etc.. you know the stuff people with brain cells need to be entertained lol) and are into nothing but the latest graphics and I'm telling you, that shit is spot on lol

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