“This is Metal Gear Online, the tactical multiplayer component of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.” “Choosing the Infiltrator class in MGO allows you to move fast, quietly, and use a powerful cloaking device to hide from enemies.” “Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Online for all players.” [Muffled] Now the real trick is to know when to strike. [Muffled] Right… now! Here we go! Pop! Ge– Oh. “Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Online for all players.” SHUT UP! With two boxes? This is genius. He can’t – he won’t be able to tell which one is the real one and which one is the- uhff Only now can I unveil my secret weapon: Metal Gear Harold! Starting at only ten dollars. He doesn’t know. Just look at his face. You can tell. He doesn’t even know I’m here. He doesn’t know, he do- He knows. This one’s mine, this is my guy, I got this, I got this. … and somebody else killed him. *grenade drops* Luckily, he drops a grenade when he dies. Everyone does, like Call of Duty, my favorite game. *Pop!* What? What!? *GASP* Come to Papa Dunk. *inhales deeply* Oh my god I actually accomplished something in this stu- Don’t look at the fuckin’ dog! Stop that! Idiot! I hate this! Bye – bye Bye-bye guy- Oh! I’m back in the game baby! I- ah- I’m outta the game For good this time. *gasps* I’m back in the game! ehhhhhhh I don’t think I like th- Shit! *laughing* He didn’t see me? *MGS sneaking music plays* Operation “Hidden Dunkey” is activated. It is my objective to- *Music stops* It is my- *Music resumes* It is my sworn duty to take down this man. Don’t shoot him! Stop shoo- asshole! Thank you Dark Souls. “Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Online for all players.” Hey it’s me! You see that guy down there! Off the roof baby! Oh my god It worked! “Stealth is a vital part of-” DIE! “Stealth is a vital part-” FUCK YOU! “Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Online for all players.” WHEE! Hey! “Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Online for all-” Uh oh… Oh! Fuck you! “Falcon Punch!” “Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Online for all players.” Boom! “Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear-” That’s horse shit!