If Sports Commentators Had No Filter – Key & Peele

If Sports Commentators Had No Filter – Key & Peele


And we are at capacity
tonight here at the Opulent Tostito Center. 50,000 fans are ready to binge
drink for a couple of hours. I’ll tell you what,
I can’t wait. Hi, I’m grown man Chick Sarica. And I’m grown man Bob DiSanzio. That’s right, Bob.
And we have both made careers watching adult men play
a simple child’s game, all while being paid
more than the President. Okay, Chick, and it seems
as though the millionaires are ready
to play their game, so we can stop stalling
with the mindless chatter. And the Rhinos bring
the ball into play. And the alleged rapist
passes the big orange ball to the sweaty legal giant.
Hey. Slamming. The legal giant easily
puts the ball into the basket, making it look easy, which if
you’re seven feet tall, it is. He made about $8,000
while he was doing that. Now the power Falcons are
bringing the ball into play. The high school dropout inbounds
to the convicted spousal abuser. He slashes through
all of the drug addicts, drops to the ball
to the genetic freak. And. Boom-crack-a-lacka.
Two points downtown. Skurplackiss. Bingo time. Stermskams.
Muh-less-a-blatta-blatta. I’m just saying words
that start with “s”. I’m going pure nonsense. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Are you okay? I’m great, Bob.


100 thoughts on “If Sports Commentators Had No Filter – Key & Peele

  1. love how itโ€™s now acceptable for black people to paint themselves white hey whites would get fucked for it ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. People that dislike sports are the ones that could never play and don't have the athletic ability or coordination

  3. I looked up how much the president makes, and how much a sports commentator makes in a year and I have to say 78k(sports commentator)and 400k(president) is not a big difference

  4. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I swear this is how they be ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  5. These guys just keep hitting the truth hard! With humor!
    I don't worship sports figures, myself…

  6. Look at these racist moths fuckas doing white face. I demand an uproar!!!

    I donโ€™t really. Just wanted to see if my balls disappeared into my body if I spoke like a liberal! You can now call me Jane!

  7. Whiteface? As a black man, this actually makes me feel uncomfortable because it makes my entire race look like a bunch of hypocrites

  8. the alleged rapist passes the ball to the sweaty legal giant? remember when Kobe was an alleged rapist and he's still teammates with the Giant Shaq?

  9. Were they supposed to look like old white men? Because they look like old white men. Well obviously they were meant to look old

  10. If you liked this ,then go watch the the entire basketball part in the movie Bedazzled with Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley . Try and watch the extended part of the announcer scene too

  11. This is exactly why I DO NOT watch sports. A bunch of overpaid millionaires playing childrenโ€™s games and expecting adulation.

  12. "The legal giant puts the ball into the basket, making it look easy, which if you're 7 feet tall, it is". Seriously if you're over 6'6" under the age of 40 and can't dunk, you're not healthy.

  13. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ "" ARE YOU OK? """ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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