Hi, I’m videodonkey. Today I’m playing… Game Dev, uh, Tycoon. I’m starting my new company. I’ll call it Paul Beenis Games. Uh, run, of course, by Paul Creenis. Let’s develop a new game here. Let’s make some – makin’ video game magic. This is really the chance to make your own game, with this game. All you do is really make the titles, though. I’m gonna call this game Kill Butt. Uh, it’s an action/military, um… Let’s see… We’re gonna go PC. ‘Cause I think there’s more future in the PC, I think. And it’s a text based game, of course. Um, I don’t know if cranking this actually does anything, but I’m just gonna crank that all the way up there, ’cause I want this game to be really good. We’re just gonna crank – I want a fully cranked game. Crank it up. Just crank all that shit up. [ clears throat ] We’re seein’, uh, we’re seein’ 8 on design, here. We’re seein’ 8 on technology. I want – I’m afraid of bugs. [ gasps ] I’m afraid of bugs, so we’re gonna get the bugs outta that game. And it’s lookin’… Great combo, new combo, new topic. It’s lookin’ to be a new smash hit. And maybe we can get out foot in the door in this business and establish some ground. And I think this is a good game that we’ve made, here. Critics are calling it “pretty bad,” “meh,” “military is a great combination.” Still gives me three out of ten. Um, “disappointing.” It was the first game, I don’t know how it’s disappointing. But it is sellin’ some copies. Ooh, look at that. Sold 1,000 copies. So it’s gotta be pretty good. I mean… It’s sellin’ – it’s sellin’ some monies. So… I think we need – All right, I got an all-new fresh concept. Kill Butt 2. [ laughs ] Kill Butt 2, get it? And this time, we upgrade to 2D graphics. All right, we’re done with the text. The text is – it was – it’s fully cranked. Uh, it’s a whole new record. Whole new record on the technology front and the gameplay. So it’s really the full package with Kill Butt 2. Uh, fans of the first, they’re gonna love Kill Butt 2. We really – we pulled out all the stops. And just great reviews there. Four. Uninspiring. Falls a bit short. Just – critical acclaim. Masterpiece. Now, I got an all-new deal with Will Smith. To make a new Wild Wild Smiff. It’s a western RPG, in the most literal sense of the word. Um, and we use Will Smith’s likeness to sell some… games. Bank account is in the red, so I can’t get – As long as I don’t hit 50k, I’m still good. We still won’t go bankrupt. And my new game, Wild Wild Smiff, is now ready. Uh, it’s an all-new record. Really looks to be a real – a real work of genius, here. And I think this is gonna – [ gasps ] Six! [ laughs ] Ooh, fun at stages. Still – still pretty good. OK. That’s OK. I’ll go with that. [ laughs ] But I think this game is – you’re really seein’ us on the rise here. Oh! Thirteen fans! Ooh-hoo-hoo! We sold 4,000 copies, and thirteen people liked it! That’s – so it’s gotta be pretty good. Um… Now, my next game… Let me think. My next game’s gonna be… a medieval adventure for the G64. I’ll call it Bool’s Realm 64. ‘Cause it’s on the Nintendo 64. Uh – OH MY GOD OH – IT’S A M – IT’S A H – IT’S A SMASH HIT! It’s a – I’m a millionaire! I’m a million – I can make my dream project, Dance Dance Mans 64. All right, that sucked. Uh, Beaverball. We’re puttin’ it all on Beaverball. Chan’s – I got a deal with Jackie Chan. Uh, his likeness should sell some copies. Now, for my next game, I’m gonna take a classic franchise… Kill Butt – and put a new twist on it. [ laughs ] Kill Butt Racing. And this is gonna – I really think audiences are gonna warm to the – to the effort that I put in this game. And it shows potential. OOH – audiences are just eating it up! They’re just eat – it’s a smash hit! I’m a millionaire at this point. I can make any game I want. Kill Ass Fuck. My first M-rated game. These guys want to interview me, it’s one of the first M-rated games of its time. Kill Ass Fuck. The hype – whoa. Hype is 10! People are gettin’ excited for Kill Ass Fuck. They want to play this game, because I came up with a good title. And the critics are going ga-ga for it. WHOA I GOT A SEVEN WHOA IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL It’s so b – it’s so beautiful – it’s a beautiful game! I put a lot of work in there. Now, if you buy this for your kids, you’re just a bad parent. It’s called Hooker Fucker. And, you know – Oh my goodness! People are just buyin’ Hooker Fucker! People just – they just – they just wanna fuck a hooker. I mean – I mean, I knew it. I knew it in my heart that that game would sell. Now I can develop my dream engine. Which is, of course, you know, with this money I can develop… The… the Bumbo – The Bumbo Engine The Bumbo Engine 2.0. ‘Cause it’s – it’s – you know it’s… We’re gonna team back up with Will Smith. Um… I can come up with a better name than that. I can come up – let me see… Let me think. Smiff Smiff Wild 2. [ laughs ] And it – beautiful. Beautiful. OHH MY GOD OH MY GOD I GOT A NINE oh my god i got a nine And Will – Will Smith will be so proud of me. It’s sell – oh, it’s sellin’ like hotcakes! [ music, chicken clucking ]
MILLIONAIRE I’M A MILLIONAIRE I’M A FUCKIN’ MILLIONAIRE I’m a fuckin’ genius! I’m a fuckin’ million bastard – I’m fuckin’ Will Smith! Me and Will Smith suckin’ down drinks at the – at a millionaire lounge. We’re fuckin’ millionaires. Now I’m gonna return to the old franchise. Kill Butt f – Kill Butt 3. On the Game Boy. And we’re really gonna – This – I’m gonna bring Kill Butt 3 to a whole new level. Audiences, I think – I think I got the technology to really realize what I wanted Kill Butt to be originally. NINE – OOH HOO HOO [ excited babbling ] IT’S A FUCKIN’ MASTERPIECE IT’S A MASTERPIECE, POP THE CHAMPAGNE [ cork pops ] Champagne drinkin’ tonight, baby! OOH HOO HOO [ music, chicken clucking ]
I’m a millionaire! I’m a million-fuckin’-aire! I’m gonna sell a million – I’m a millionaire! I’m a fuckin’ millionaire! I’m a fuckin’ millionaire genius! I’m a fuckin’ millionaire! [ music stops ]
All right, I got an all new idea. Kill Butt 4. [ laughs ] How about that? Kill Butt 4. It’s a – it’s a masterpiece! It’s a masterpiece, ladies and gentlemen! Millionaire!
[ music, chicken clucking ] Um, I’m a millionaire! [ laughs ] Millionaire, coming through! It’s not – it’s actually not selling that many copies as the last one. But still, I’m pretty good off. I’m gonna have to make a new Killbutt Engine here. You see, I – I got a new office. Um… Really, we’re – I have a whole new fresh concept. Kill Butt 6. We skipped – we skip – that’s the genius. We skipped Kill Butt 5. We go straight to six. So that people know – and this is a Game Boy game with – we have cutscenes… Steering wheel support. Um… mono sound quality. It’s very advanced. Uh… Critics, what the heck? This – it’s a whole new technology! What – This is stupid. I’m making the best games and nobody wants to buy it. I’m a millionaire, I don’t have to take this shit. I’m a fuckin’ millionaire. I spent a lot on my G3 booth and a million dollars on finding a new employee, so I’m no longer a millionaire. Unfortunately. But I have an all new concept… And I’m gonna be right back on top with this new game. Uh… Cock CockFuck CockFuckDick CockFuckDickShit CockFuckDickShitPenis. And the PlayStation came out. IT’S A MASTERPIECE [ cork pops ]
IT’S A MASTERPIECE [ music, chicken clucking ]
I’M A MILLIONAIRE I’M A FUCKIN’ MIL – MORE MILLIONAIRE THAN I EVER WAS BEFORE I’M THE BIGGEST MILLIONAIRE IN THE WHOLE WORLD I’M A MIL – I’M A FUCKIN’ GENIUS All right, I gotta translate that success into a child-friendly game. ButtFart… Poop… Dickassfuck. HEH – w – What the heck? Well… What if I do… what if I come back to an old – to an old classic franchise? An old classic game that fans have really been waitin’ for. You know, I think – ooh! Kill Butt! You can’t go wrong with Kill Butt. Now, Kill Butt 3, that was the big leap, so I think fans want a sequel to Kill Butt 3 in specific. So… ’cause Kill Butt 4, Kill Butt 6, you know, they were – they were OK, I guess. But we gotta – I gotta make a true sequel to Kill Butt 3. So this is – this is my – this is my idea. Kill Butt 3 Kill Butt 3: 2. You see what I’m sayin’? IT’S A MASTERPIECE [ cork pops ]
I’m a genius! Um, it’s a masterpiece!
♪ Here comes the money ♪ Um, masterpiece time! Here comes the money!
♪ Here comes the money ♪ I’M A GENIUS
♪ Money money money money money money money money money ♪ I’M A MASTERPIECE GENIUS
♪ Money money money money money money money money money ♪ I’M A MILLIONAIRE I’M A FUCKIN’ MILLIONAIRE All right, who came up with the title AssBallsDicksBigButt? You can’t sell a game with that title. It doesn’t sell. This was just… This was just a video clip of Jar Jar Binks dancing. I’m not surprised it flopped. Uh, we need, uh – we need a sequel to an old classic. Somethin’… Hoo hoo hoo! I got a – I got a genius idea. I got a – I got a whole fresh concept. Get this, get this, get this. I put it on the PlayStation. I call it Kill Butt 3 2 I call it Kill Butt 3 2: 2. You see what I’m sayin’? It’s gonna be – it’s gonna be – [ babbling ] It’s not… it’s not sellin’ that well. It’s, uh… big disappointment. So we’re gonna – we’re gonna build a whole new engine. Humphrey Imax 4.0. This… Buttassbitch. It’s got pretty good reviews. IT’S SELLIN’ LIKE HHHHHHHHHOTCAKES HERE COMES THE MONEY
♪ Here comes the money ♪ I’M A MILLIONAIRE ONCE AGAIN I’M BACK ON TOP
♪ Here comes the money ♪ I’M A FUCKIN’ MILLIONAIRE
♪ Money money money money money money money money money ♪ Um, lemme think, lemme think… [ laughs ] I’m a genius. Typing for Fucks, for the Dreamcast. You play it with a controller. That’s the absurdity of it. Uh, steering wheel support, though. That’s how we get – that’s how we bring in the big bucks. It’s a m – it’s a masterpiece!
♪ Here comes the money ♪ It’s a masterpiece. Why am I not surprised? It’s a typing game with no typing.
♪ Money money money money money money money money money ♪ It’s a masterpiece. What the hell is this? It didn’t sell good ’cause… …target audience wasn’t right? [ sighs ] Oh my god. Dreamcast? Is that Dreamcast? We’re goin’ – OK, I got an all new – I got a new idea. Hear me out, hear me out. Now, we go way back in time. And a sequel… to… An old classic… Uh, Beaverball: Revenge! [ laughs ] It’s – it’s masterpiece! I’M A GENIUS, WE’RE BACK IN THE MONEY
♪ Here comes the money ♪ MILLIONAIRE MILLIONAIRE, BABY I’M BACK IN THE –
♪ Here comes the money ♪ WHAT THE FUCK DREAMCAST? KISS MY DREAM KISS MY DREAM ASS You’re ruining my whole – I’m pourin’ all of my money into this new engine. And we’re gonna make Call of Duty. Literally, we’re gonna make Call of Duty and we’re just gonna get paid. We’re gonna make our payday. IT’S A MASTERPIECE IT’S A MASTERPIECE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ gunshot ]
OHH THAT WASN’T –
[ music, chicken clucking ] THAT WASN’T A CORK THAT WAS A GUN I’M SHOT I’M SHOT IN THE CHEST CALL THE – AMBULANCE I’M GONNA DIE CALL THE AMBULANCE Is the game selling well, at least? When I was in the hospital, I got this idea. Why not make a game called Shithole Hospital? And spell hospital wrong. This is gonna bring us back out of the red. Oh, shit. We overdrew. And we have to take out a big ass loan from the bank. OK. Well, hopefully this game sells good. Um… They did… they did not like it. We’re gonna team up with Will Smith. You can’t go wrong teamin’ up with Will. He always gives you a good game. And this is gonna be the jam that we need to get out of this rut and pay off this bank. And it’s… Hoo. That’s… that’s not what I wanted to see, there. OK, and we have to pay them 1.7 million back. We’re $100,000 in the hole. So I’m gonna have to let you go, Brock. I’m sorry. And we’re gonna have to fire you, too, Bubby. Uh, just me now. And we’re gonna call this game… Last Hope. Because if this one flops, then I go bankrupt and I lose the game. There’s the Nintendo Game Sphere. All right. Good job, Nintendo. Stupid ass idea. Um… we’re strippin’. No sounds, no soundtrack, no sounds at all. And they did not like it. Well, we had a good run. Uh, remember Beaver Bounce? That was a good game we made. Aw, man. Butt Tease. Fun shooter. Uh, it was great – great workin’ with everyone. Game over. [ gunshot ]