DELETING MY PORN! (3 Free Games)

DELETING MY PORN! (3 Free Games)


HOW’S it going, bros? :3 Like Pewdiepie wasn’t loud enough already… (no seriously) How’s it going, bros? My name is PewDiePie (we know…) Today, we’re gonna play some of the most quality, finest, *pedophile voice* video games…(because I don’t do that EVERY day anyway…) *Poods smokes bad edited vape juice (VAPE INTENSIFIES) This game is about the afterlife. (Oooohhh I wanna see) Don’t be afraid, hold my hand! *grabs your face* We’re doing this together… (so we are gonna die together? Dying with Pewds…hmm, I’d rather Mark…) After life…. THE GAME (and finally the game is introduced. Quality shit, Pewds.) It’s gonna be okay …. (PROTECT ME PEWDS) WHEEEEEEEW FLYYYY Oh okay, we start off as a ghost Oh, it’s Flappy bird (Pewds nightmare basically. So much rage…) Got it, gotttt it. It’s flappy ghost Niiicee (2sp00ky4me ) Don’t hit anything ( omg dont you DARE) *zooms in on PewDieGhost’s blank eyes.* Gonna make it to hell,,, just chill with satan. (you dont chill with satan, satan chill with you) And hitler… (sounds like a party to me) *OMG NICE FACE PEWDS* And Jacksepticeye (#obsessedwithdaddyjack) *Silence Intensifies* CLEAN YO COMPUTER PEWDS *Pewds realizes that porn in on his computer and his 12 year old dreams come true* *Pewds thinks to himself: Damn she thicc Oh we gotta clean our computer OH MY GOD WE GOTTA CLEAN no one can find our weird porn (Remember when you revealed your porn history in the Walking Dead? ) Oh god we have special porn? Aghhh no Not da special porn…. (WTFPEWDS) Okay Let’s just get rid of the My little Pony… (I mean the my little pony stuff wasnt that good anyways) Let’s delete the porn ( This is torture for Pewds By the way) No! Not the special porn *Sad dramatic music* I cant look! (We all feel for you) *More sad dramatic music* (and a clip from I Am Legend) Okay now let’s delete our history ( Hey, ‘Interracial man contemplates a banana’…Mark gtfo. ) Interracial man, Proper way to open a coconut BESSIE THE BEAST, hagay??, Pewdieplier, oh god we ca… mart Oh that’s funny , a bunch of references What do I need to do? AH dont ??? me bruh *Pewds is concentrated mode* Ahh wut da fuck! You failed to protect your wife from danger This is our wife? ( Pewds is married to Marzia confirmed. Let the fanfictions begin. ) Aight, Alright lady uhhh Bam! Be gone poop! Why is there poop? That’s right mah lady I willl protect you fro- all the spikey SANIK F**K OFF DYAH! OH! F*ck YEAH REVENGE! ahh okay ummm Alan, What did Alan do? *Zoom in on Alan’s blank face*That’s right Alan I will F*ck your sh*t up YEAH THAT’S RIGHT ALAN I BET YOU SCARED YOU SON OF A B*TCH Ya fucking Pu*sy What is this?! Is that Jack? XD That’s jack XD *PEWDIE SCREECH* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES *the face Pewds makes when he really needs to take a Sh*t TOP OF THE MO!!! AAAAAHHH XD What da F*ckk is this?! Ahhh So I’m spooking people’s videos games? THAT’S RIGHT JACK YOU SCARED B*TCH PARTY TIEM UH UH UH i’M SH… WHAT THE F- OH I just gotta click *Pewds turns Super saiyan* *Beat Intensifies* *Orgasm?* THis is really hard ( thats what she said huehuehue ) I’m almost as good as in real life (yeah right) DUNK IT! (Get dunked on) Waddup Edgar Yehhh that’s right ahh shit OHHH MISSED ME BITCH OHHHYOUGOTTADRINKBITCH (SATAN GOT DUNKED ON) Oh we gotta dress up I’ll be deadpool (D31DP009 got that swag) Oh for haloween Should I be a human? Says his name Choose! I dont know Stairway to heaven I guess? (They are both good songs Pewds) *multiple ‘WHOO’s* (Pewds releasing his inner dog) Yeahhhhh, Welcome to heaven Alrightt Tilen Poca- I’m not going to try to pronunce that ( you uncultured turd. Check your privilege, Pewds ) Tilan Maya? Great job on the game That was really fun, really cool, really creative, very nice VERY MUCH I LIKE IT NEXT GAME *whispers creepily* “dont spill your coffee* *determined voice* Look at that guy, that guy is ready not to spill his coffee oh my god! WHAT THE HELL am i do- ahhhh My life is horrible AHH My FACCE, MY FAAACE No wonder im bald Aight here we go heyy how’s it going everyon santa claus here huehue bababda bababadi (pewds lost it) XD Oh god that’s my face right lets uh, lets uhhh ahh F*ck my life jesus christ This is ridiculous Do I gotta click that button? (YES) It looks like it now how does one click a button (you click it -.-) with mah butt? (Pewds derp voice activated) OH MY f*CKING GOD That is the dumbest and best thing I’ve ever Heard. *Seen (Pewds gets stuck) no No NO you can do it, you can do it get up get up come on buddy come on buddy dont give up *pewds starts singing…* oh no… DONT STOP NOW NEVER GIVE UP HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH AND REACH THE TOP LET THE WORLD SEE WHAT YOU YOU ARE A DOLPHIN! THAT’S IT YOU ARE A DOLPGIN YOU DID IT YEHHAEEEH Is that how a dolphin sounds yeghghtt Oh my god! it works oh okay alright jesus christ How’s it going everyon- WOOOOOH I did it! I did it! Level2 there’s more levels? goddamnit touch it with mah ass, touch it with mah ass touch it with mah ass my nipples have burn- have melted I cant feel them There we go there it is AGAIN OMG PEWDS! NAILED IT aww nice squat time xD I dont even know how to squat in real life how am i su- OH SH- aww alright move your butt ahh nice oh we can squat alright lets squat Are you F*cking kidding me right now, dude I squatted What else do you want from me? *spills coffee* NOPE *bends back* XD come on squat…. F*ck… YEAH!!! Everyon- *BREAKDANCES* yeahhhhhh everyone is wondering why I am late for the meeting sickest breakdance ever that’s why (thug life pewds) How do I get my ass up in the air you know what I mean? (No i dont pewds XD) like I just dont care OKay now we’re gonn- we’re gonn- oh my god *chokes* uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE F*CKKKK THAT WAS SO CLOSE COME ON COME ON GET OUT OF THERE *Parrot noises* When I’m walking the wall? XD You gotta bend up then go right back down Bend that a*s up *falls* F*ck *sexy silence* OHHH that is some sexy Sh*t Right fu*king there! That was a really cool game check it out , link in the description Next game Mr. MAtthew! for the last game we’re gonna play a game that didn’t pay me for this (oh….) I wouldnt pay anyone for this BUT! in this game called Thumbdrift we got the Nizawn *INTENSE SWAG* I didn’t expect, this I think that’s awesome It says BRO-FIST, on the front Here we go alright this is the training map This Nishawn goes real f*ckin fast mahn look att this sh*t It’s got a B4 engine With extra Cluchius Oh god so this game is actually really difficult XD I’m very bad at it Come on baby WOOOH Give me that coin! Oh man this Nishawn baby baby AHHHS*HT PEWDIEPIEE How Do I drive the car? I dont know (Pewds it’s your car) All I know is drift, and drift hard (Damn right daddy) Edgar is driving the car, all I am doing is sitting at the front, that’s it This music makes me wanna sniff cocaine and party all night, I really like it (Ill join you on that) Come on! I need more coins! (HE IS ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY, MONEY MONEY MONEY!) I need to get better at this PEEEDEPIE (i tried my best) OKay f*ck it you get the point That was three free games with pewds Thank you matthew as always uhhh check out these free games (I wont ) It’s uh That’s the point of the show BUT ALSO! dont forget to leave a like I really appreciate it Thanks for watching I hope you enjoyed and as always I’ll see you tomorrow in the next video… Stay awesome bros *BROFIST* Did I just do my outro in the wrong camera? That is f*cking emberassing xD Oh my god, okay *kisses fist* *Brofist* (~˘▾˘)~ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ~(˘▾˘~) (ʘ‿ʘ) BYE


52 thoughts on “DELETING MY PORN! (3 Free Games)

  1. you have good camera quality but that's not what it is I think that's because of your room that is so dark, look at 7:18 the Matthew has more quality

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